Neat and Novel Chapter 2 Sponges

For the Reader Who Has Read Everything Except the Cleaning Roster

Fred's Neat & Novel is back with Chapter Two, and the literary puns are somehow even better. Three sponges, three classic parodies — Grime and Punishment, Catcher in the Dry, and The Old Pan and the Sea — for the person who would genuinely rather be reading but accepts that dishes are, unfortunately, real. Zero excuses to leave the washing up until tomorrow. (That last part is a lie. There are always excuses.)

Each sponge has three hardworking layers to lock in suds and give your dishes a genuinely novel shine. They arrive packed on a gift-ready illustrated backer card, which means you can hand these directly to someone without any additional effort on your part. Very efficient.

Already a fan? The original Neat and Novel Sponges are also available.

Details

• Set of 3 sponges
• Parodies: Grime and Punishment, Catcher in the Dry, The Old Pan and the Sea
• Triple-layer design locks in suds
• Dimensions: 10 x 5.6 x 2.5 cm each
• Material: Sponge, Poly/Felt
• Arrives on a gift-ready illustrated backer card

Perfect For

• The book lover who has strong opinions about Dostoevsky and also about doing the dishes
• A gift that will actually make someone laugh out loud in the kitchen
• Anyone who believes that if you have to do chores, you may as well do them with personality