New
A Candle for Grammar Police
$39.99
Smells like your annoying.
Just wanted to shoot a quick message to let you know how impressed we all are that you finally figured out the difference between your and you're, thanks to Facebook trolls. True, it was something the rest of us learned in first grade, but what the hell. Welcome to the club, smarty pants. But as a club member, you now have to quit whining about everyone else's grammatical errors. Trust me, you're still making some.
This Grammar Police candle smells like Jelly Doughnut and is brought to you by the folks at Whisky River Soap Co. It will burn for approximately 60 hours and is made with their exclusive blend of hand-poured 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit (apparently). Because all the candles are hand-poured, no two are ever the same.
Matching soaps and pencils also available.
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