Provide the feast! And bid the guests! They have a plentiful lack of wit.
With friends like yours, you'll need plenty of these high-brow, low-brow taunts of the Bard's. Here are 34 of them - and we only tell you that to prevent you from taking off your shoes to count.
This 45 x 65 cm tea towel is made of 100% cotton and has a quick-drying, hanging loop.