New
Pencils for Teachers
$19.99
Another mug won’t mark the papers.
You’ve explained the instructions twice. Someone would like them explained again. These pencils are ready for the school day with “Don’t You Dare Say ‘Wikipedia’”, “Thankless Tasks Pencil” and the quietly reassuring “Countdown to Summer Break”. At least something on your desk understands the timetable.
Keep them beside the marking pile, lesson plans and coffee you’ve reheated twice. They make a fitting end-of-term thank-you for a teacher who can deliver “Oh Yeah? Pop Quiz, Suckas” with a perfectly straight face. No apple required.
Details
- By Whiskey River Soap Co.
- Pack of 8 standard No. 2 pencils
- Statements include “Don’t You Dare Say ‘Wikipedia’”, “Thankless Tasks Pencil”, “Countdown to Summer Break” and “Oh Yeah? Pop Quiz, Suckas”
- Made in the USA
Perfect for
- Teachers whose best classroom commentary is reserved for the staffroom
- Educators who know a marking pile can outlast a weekend
- School-day survivors counting down to the holidays with admirable precision