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Excuse Pencils for Introverts
$19.99
Tired of awkward small talk and forced socializing? These hilarious excuse pencils are your secret weapon for dodging unwanted events with style. Each pencil in this 8-pack features witty, relatable excuses perfect for introverts—whether you're skipping happy hour, that office party, or literally any gathering that drains your energy. Standard No. 2 pencils crafted in the USA by Whisky River Soap Co., they're practical enough for everyday writing while delivering a cheeky laugh. Because sometimes the best way to say "no thanks" is with a pencil in hand.