Pencils for Grammar Police
$19.99
You spotted the typo before the point.
You were enjoying the book until an apostrophe turned up where it had no business being. Now there’s a pencil in your hand and a small correction in the margin. With statements including “Silently Correcting Your Grammar”, “Punctuation Saves Lives” and “Oxford Comma Til I Die”, these pencils have your priorities covered.
They make a fitting thank-you for the teacher who has explained “your” and “you’re” several hundred times, or a knowing nod to the friend who proofreads your messages without being asked. Eight pencils for reading notes, marking and small grammatical interventions. “To Serve and Correct”, naturally.
Details
- By Whiskey River Soap Co.
- Pack of 8 standard No. 2 pencils
- Statements include “Silently Correcting Your Grammar”, “Punctuation Saves Lives”, “Oxford Comma Til I Die” and “To Serve and Correct”
- Made in the USA
Perfect for
- Readers who notice a misplaced apostrophe before a plot twist
- Teachers who have explained “your” and “you’re” more times than they care to count
- Grammar enthusiasts who consider proofreading a perfectly reasonable leisure activity