{"product_id":"shakespeare-insults-card-birthday-1","title":"Shakespeare Birthday Insults Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eBecause \"Happy Birthday\" is far too ordinary for someone who appreciates the finer things in life — like a well-crafted insult delivered in Early Modern English. The Shakespeare Birthday Insults Card is the wittiest card in the room, and it knows it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e1,000 Ways to Wound with Words\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eCrafted using authentic terms drawn straight from Shakespeare's plays, this clever card offers 1,000 possible combinations of witty verbal swordplay. Every reading is a little different, every insult a little more delicious. The Bard himself would approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFlip It Over for the Comebacks\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn the reverse, recipients discover a selection of possible responses to being told \"Happy Birthday\" — including the eternally relatable \u003cem\u003eI was promised a pony ride\u003c\/em\u003e, the quietly dignified \u003cem\u003eI've chosen to stop growing older\u003c\/em\u003e, and the universally correct \u003cem\u003eless talk, more PRESENTS\u003c\/em\u003e. It's the perfect card for someone who has opinions about their birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank interior for your own message — inspired or otherwise. Measuring 10.8 × 14 cm, printed on matte white cover paper, and made in the USA by The Raccoon Society.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eShakespeare lovers, fans of clever humour, literature enthusiasts, and anyone whose friends are sophisticated enough to appreciate being insulted in iambic pentameter.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Raccoon Society","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44048797958244,"sku":"C24","price":7.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0173\/7647\/7284\/files\/shakespeare-insults-card-birthday-bookgeek-33643866849380.jpg?v=1762042711","url":"https:\/\/bookgeek.com.au\/products\/shakespeare-insults-card-birthday-1","provider":"BookGeek","version":"1.0","type":"link"}