{"product_id":"funny-pencils-for-teachers","title":"Pencils for Teachers","description":"\u003ch2\u003eAnother mug won’t mark the papers.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou’ve explained the instructions twice. Someone would like them explained again. These pencils are ready for the school day with “Don’t You Dare Say ‘Wikipedia’”, “Thankless Tasks Pencil” and the quietly reassuring “Countdown to Summer Break”. At least something on your desk understands the timetable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep them beside the marking pile, lesson plans and coffee you’ve reheated twice. They make a fitting end-of-term thank-you for a teacher who can deliver “Oh Yeah? Pop Quiz, Suckas” with a perfectly straight face. No apple required.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eDetails\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBy Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePack of 8 standard No. 2 pencils\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStatements include “Don’t You Dare Say ‘Wikipedia’”, “Thankless Tasks Pencil”, “Countdown to Summer Break” and “Oh Yeah? Pop Quiz, Suckas”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTeachers whose best classroom commentary is reserved for the staffroom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEducators who know a marking pile can outlast a weekend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSchool-day survivors counting down to the holidays with admirable precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67705608503396,"sku":"TEA-OGP","price":19.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0173\/7647\/7284\/files\/pencils-for-teachers-bookgeek-1262539758.jpg?v=1791959230","url":"https:\/\/bookgeek.com.au\/products\/funny-pencils-for-teachers","provider":"BookGeek","version":"1.0","type":"link"}