{"product_id":"eeyores-disappointmints","title":"Eeyore's Disappointmints","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFor When Life Is Just a Bit Much (Which Is Most of the Time)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody does resigned melancholy quite like Eeyore. Lost his tail again. House fell down. Nobody came to his birthday. And yet — he persists. Philosophically. Gloomily. With a quiet dignity that honestly deserves more credit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIn his honour, we present \u003cem\u003eEeyore's Disappointmints\u003c\/em\u003e: spearmint mints for those moments when the world is doing its thing and you just need something small and refreshing to get through it. They won't fix anything. But they taste good, and sometimes that's enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe reusable tin is perfectly pocket-sized, making it an ideal companion for commutes, meetings, family gatherings, and other unavoidable disappointments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDetails\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSpearmint flavour\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eReusable metal tin\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTin measures: 1.75 × 1.75 × 0.5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eEeyore fans and Winnie-the-Pooh lovers of all ages\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone who relates a little too deeply to a gloomy grey donkey\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eA small, spot-on gift for the person in your life who appreciates a good pun — and fresh breath\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48393222291556,"sku":"5823","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0173\/7647\/7284\/files\/eeyore-s-disappointmints-bookgeek-1237465974.jpg?v=1778466549","url":"https:\/\/bookgeek.com.au\/products\/eeyores-disappointmints","provider":"BookGeek","version":"1.0","type":"link"}